Friday Flash: “No.”
“Do you love me?” “No.” “Is it because I’m a man?” “No.” “Do you love her?” “No.” “But didn’t you tell me you wanted to get engaged to her?” “No.” “Are you just saying that now to soften the blow of not loving me?” “No.” “Are you sure?” “No.” “Aha, I got you!” “No.” “You’re…